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Salad Week

Me: Salad week is on!  My Coumadin levels are okay and I get tested again in four weeks!
Chandra: Yay!  So...what is salad week?
Me: Oh I didn't tell you?  I decided to eat salad for dinner the week after my blood test.
Chandra: Oh!  I thought it was a national movement.  I totally Googled it.

So let me explain.  Salad week is not a national movement, though it should be!  No, it's my own personal quest to eat more veggies.  In order to explain salad week fully to you, I need to give you a bit of background on my medical condition.  Because of my heart condition, I have to take a blood thinner called Coumadin, which is not at all an inconvenience  - I'm on seven different medications - except it requires me to take a blood test every four weeks.  That can get inconvenient.  But I digress.

Being on Coumadin doesn't really affect my life except for two things: I don't clot easily so I have to be very careful not to cut myself, and I can't eat leafy greens.  For some reason, vitamin K, which is found in dark, leafy greens, counteracts Coumadin.  I can eat the occasional leaf now and then, however, I can't binge on spinach like Popeye does.  (Which is too bad because I love spinach!)  Usually my Coumadin levels are fine.  But every once in a while they are lower or higher than what they're supposed to be, and my dosage has to be adjusted.  When that happens, I usually have to go back to the lab and get blood drawn again one week later.  If you've ever seen my bare arms and all its bruises, I promise you I am not a heroin addict.  It's from my blood tests!

So you might be asking yourself, "If you're not supposed to eat greens, why are you having salad week?"  Well, the best I can explain to you is this: It's like passing a drug test.  You don't want to start smoking crack again until you know you're in the clear, and you've passed the test!  If I eat salad right after my blood test, and assuming my Coumadin levels are where they should be, then if I only eat salad for one week for one meal, and don't eat any for the following three weeks, I should be fine!  It totally gives my body enough time to clear out the vitamin K before going back to the lab!

In preparation of salad week, I have done the following:
1. Purchased a salad spinner
2. Purchased a container for homemade salad dressing
3. Flipped through dozens of cooking magazines for salad recipes and chose two for my first week
4. Composed a shopping list for groceries I'll need

Actually, one of the recipes I chose doesn't even call for lettuce.  It's a fennel bulb recipe which I'm excited about, because I've never had fennel bulb before.  If this turns out to be a success, I hope to keep it up for several months.  So if anyone knows any good salad recipes, please send them my way!

I will keep you updated!  I took my test today, and I'm in the clear!  Salad week starts on Monday!  I'm pretty excited!

Comments

  1. So is it a salad every night for a week, or just more salads than usual?

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  2. One every night for a week. Not including the weekends.

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